Title: 2005 Gift for tma

Author: tarotgal

Fandom: The Princess Bride

Rating: G

Disclaimer: These characters and their world are not mine. I've no rights and no money.

Summary: The first few sparks of caring arise between Buttercup and Wesley... thanks to some sneezing.

Notes: Written as a gift fic for tma during the 2005 holiday season.

 

 

2005 Gift for tma

     Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. The farm had been in her family for generations and it had been her great great great grandfather on her father's side who built the main house all those years back. It had undergone numerous changes over the years, just as her own family had. Her mother died when Buttercup was very young, and Buttercup still missed her to this day. Her father was starting to grow old. He no longer had the strength and energy to keep up with the hard work that was running a farm, but he still drove the cattle and sheep to market several times a year. Buttercup dreaded the day when he would be unable to do even that or when, worse yet, he would leave and not return. And then she would be alone in a farm of ghosts and memories.

 

     Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse... Though she was never completely alone, not really, so long as she had her horse. Racer was a strong stallion, but his heart was warm and his heart was kind. When she fantasized about the man she would one day marry, she oftentimes imagined a man with similar qualities. And who could blame her? The most thrilling part of her day was climbing up onto him and riding him through the countryside and forests. He ran like the wind, his black mane catching the breeze so that it lifted off his chestnut body and waved. She loosened the reins and held onto his mane instead, liking the wild, unbridled spirit that filled her as well. It was an escape, a freedom that took her far away from her life and far away from what was expected.

 

     ...and tormenting the farm boy who worked there. To handle the farm work Buttercup's father could not do, they acquired a hired hand. He was younger than Buttercup had expected but youth was certainly an advantage in his line of work. Also to his advantage was a quiet tongue. He knew his place and he knew enough to obey at once when something was asked of him, whatever it may be. At first it was a few small, strange requests here and there which he had calmly and good naturedly complied with. When the tasks grew in number or in difficulty, he gave her the standard answer and completed them without complaint. That being the case, Buttercup had grown accustomed to making requests of him that she would never do were he anyone else. But with him, she actually rather enjoyed ordering him around whenever she saw him, just to see how far he would go. And so far, there seemed to be no end in sight.

 

     His name was Wesley, but she never called him that. He was the farm boy when he arrived and he was the farm boy now that he was there and settled. It seemed strange to even think to call him anything else now, and he replied just the same as if she used his real name.

 

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     Nothing gave Buttercup more pleasure than ordering Wesley around. And she always had something for him to do. From the look of him during his first few days on the farm, it seemed that this was a bad choice of work for Wesley. After what she saw, Buttercup had been certain the farm boy would actually turn in his resignation and move on. But he had surprised her in staying on, and continued to surprise her now and again, though she would not make that known to him. No, their interactions were all rather one-way.

 

     "Farmboy?" she called, guiding her horse out of the stable one bright and sunny afternoon. As though pulled to her like a magnet, Wesley was there in an instant. She might have thought that odd if not for the fact that it really was a small farm. He walked over to her from the henhouse and wore an expression that let her know he was at her command. "The stalls need to be mucked out. When I return I want to see fresh hay and fresh food for Racer."

 

     He looked at her a moment, his head slightly cocked as though he wanted to say something to her about the task. But then he smiled and nodded. "As you wish."

 

     With grace, Buttercup slipped her foot into the stirrup and mounted her horse. As the horse went from a walk to a trot, she glanced back over her shoulder to see Wesley heading into the barn. When he had disappeared from view, she clicked her tongue against the top of her mouth and pressed her heels into Racer's side. The horse sped to a canter for a brief moment, them broke into a gallop, heading for the open fields.

 

     It was a full hour before she returned to the barn. Though her rides were usually longer on average, she had a curious feeling about Wesley and wanted to return sooner to see how he was coming along.

 

     She led Racer into the barn, noticing the fresh, yellow hay underfoot. His stall, as well as those of the three other horses, had been cleaned out quite well. The troughs all held crystal clear water and the buckets were all filled with oats. To her knowledge, there was only one thing missing. And she took it upon herself to point that out to him. "I assume you were just getting to the alfalfa, were you?" She smiled slyly.

 

     He paused, hesitating far longer than was natural, then nodded and headed to the very back of the barn. He was there for a few minutes before he returned, carrying two large blocks of the green straw. Sensing Buttercup's critical eye upon him, Wesley went first to Racer's stall with the block. He dug his fingers in, pulling at it until it came apart with a small bit of green dust. Some went into the separate feed bucket, and some went on the ground. Racer went straight for it with an appreciative whinny.

 

     Wesley moved on to the next stall, rubbing his nose into his shoulder as he broke the block apart. The horse nuzzled into his side to get to the alfalfa, chomping and nibbling, Wesley had to move his hand out of the way quickly to allow the horse to get to the food. Then he headed to the back of the barn again.

 

     Buttercup could not see him there, but she could hear him. There was the sound of shuffling, which Buttercup assumed was Wesley picking up more blocks. Following this was a pause and then two sharp, strong sneezes. "IHChoo! H'Choo!"

 

     He was rubbing the back of his wrist against his nose when he appeared again, holding another block against his chest. He headed over to another horse's stall and doubled over with sneezes before he could do anything. "HehhChoo! HihhChoo! IhhhChooo! IHHChoo!" He dropped the alfalfa and cupped both hands to his face. "HIHChoo! IhhhShooo! HihSHOO!" Blinking back tears, Wesley sniffed repeatedly and reached down for the block.

 

     Buttercup took a few steps forward so she could see him more closely. She saw his nose twitching and body tensing, and she knew he was fighting more sneezes. He rubbed a thumb and forefinger at his eyes. A few moments later, he pinched his nose and she could tell he was losing the fight. He was also only halfway finished with his task.

 

     "Farmboy?" she said, clearing her throat just prior to sound in-charge. "You're not having trouble with this, are you?" She smirked and amusement rang in her voice. She continued to watch him struggle.

 

     He looked back at her and shook his head. Then his breath caught and he pitched forward again. "hehhhhChoo! H'Shooo! HuhhShoooo!" With a hand cupped to his face, Wesley managed to set the block down on the feed bucket and tear it into a few large pieces.

 

     Figuring the horse could do the rest, he backed up, holding both hands to his face now. His blond hair flopped into his face and his blue-green eyes were slightly bloodshot. "hehh-EHShooo! hehhhShooo! Huhhh-Shooo!" He leaned against the door to the stall for support. "hahhhhShhhh!"

 

     Buttercup grew worried now. While it had been amusing at first to see him struggling a bit, he seemed unable now to breathe or do much else, including retrieving any more alfalfa. With the quickness of the arrival of the sneezes, Buttercup was certain this could not be the work of a sudden cold. She had a feeling she knew its cause, and she was starting to feel awful about it. "Farmboy," she began, and he tried his very best to look at her between the onslaught of sneezes. "It's the alfalfa, isn't it?"

 

     "hahh-Shooo!" He managed a nod. "hihhhChoo!"

 

     Buttercup sighed and slowly made her way over to him. "Why did you not tell me it bothered your nose so?"

 

     Wesley was doubled over now, hands to his face, sniffling as often as sneezing. The only breaths he was able to get were gasps or build-ups. He rubbed at his nose and his eyes but continued to keep at least one hand cupped to his face. "hehShooo! Hihh-Shooo!" However, even if he had wanted to say something to her, he was completely unable to do so.

 

     Buttercup pulled a thin, lace handkerchief from her pocket and extended it to him. She felt badly for him, and held it out with a sympathetic look.

 

     Too busy sneezing, Wesley did not see it in order to take it. "hehhh-Shoo! hehhShuhh!"

 

     She sighed to herself and walked right over to him, shaking the handkerchief so it unfolded. She put it right into his hands, which were cupped to his face, forcing him to take it and use it.

 

     As his hand closed around it, his fingertips just barely brushed hers. He pulled away from her, sneezing into the handkerchief, then gathering his breath enough to blow his nose.

 

     Mercifully, that slowed his sneezes enough for Wesley to give her an apologetic look. He opened his mouth to speak, but snapped forward with yet more sneezes. "heh-Choo! hahhhShooo!"

 

     Buttercup thought again of the job she had given him, and did not want him to think she was going easy on him. He needed to know what was expected of him around the farm. However she could not possibly make him do something that caused him to sneeze so very much.

 

     Decidedly, she took hold of his arm in order to guide him out of the barn. The fresh air would do him good, as would a fresh drink of water. "Come," she instructed.

 

     He stood his ground a moment, blowing his nose. Then he sniffled and straightened up. He followed her outside at once to a spot outside the barn. He knelt down on the ground, leaning against the side of the barn and rubbing his eyes. Wesley looked about, sniffling, and spotted a water trough just a few feet away. Without a second thought, he moved over and dunked his head underwater.

 

     He pulled it back out, emerging wet and slightly cold, but refreshed. He threw his head back, his back arching, with a stretch. His eyes did not seem to itch as much now and his nose felt a bit soothed as well. The sneezes were not completely gone, however. "ehhh-Chooo! hehh-Shoo!" He sat back against the side of the barn with a sigh. Water dripped down, onto his shirt, making him shiver slightly. Then he looked up at Buttercup apologetically.

 

     She regarded him with a similar expression on her face. "Sit here until the sneezes pass. I will go get you some tea." She patted his arm gently. "I will be right back. Just rest and take deep breaths." Nothing gave Buttercup more pleasure than ordering Wesley around.

 

     He looked up at her through long, dirty blonde bangs. Their eyes met for a long moment, then he nodded. Buttercup stood and headed towards the house. Wesley smiled and whispered after her, "As you wish." 'As you wish' was all he ever said.