"Turner!"
Will nearly
lost his balance and gripped the sides of the crow's nest as he remembered
where he was. "Aye, sorry." He gave one last look about, then began to climb
down. Long-leg Louis passed him on his way up to take a shift on watch.
Stiff and
hungry after his shift, Will was glad to be relieved. He paused on the climb
down, hands gripping the rope netting, and looked about. It only took a few
moments to spot Captain Jack Sparrow as Will, admittedly, had been watching
Jack from above just as much as he'd been watching for dangers and problems.
The Black
Pearl's Captain had been contending with a problem of his own all day, and it
had not gone unnoticed by William Turner. It was two days since their last stop
at port where Jack, apparently, had picked up a rather bad cold in his nose in
addition to ample supplies of bread, mead, and ale. There had barely been a
minute this day when Jack had not been sneezing or sniffling.
They were
heading north where, rumor had it, the royal navy was moving its weapon stores.
And though they had no precise coordinates, Jack always had a sense about these
things and insisted he was steering them in the right direction. No one was mad
enough to protest. To his credit, Jack's cold had not interfered with his work.
It had,
however, interfered with Will's. Though he had tried his best not to, Will had
heard every sneeze, and every one of them had distracted him from his tasks. Now
that he'd been relieved from watch duty, Will had a break and intended to spend
it down below decks where he hoped the sound of Jack sneezing might not be so
noticeable.
As Will
climbed down, his gaze strayed to Jack. The pirate was leaning against the
wheel, one hand on it, the other held up to his face. "hehhTChhh!"
Mister
Gibbs appeared at the top of the stairs. He spoke with Jack, their voices too
soft for Will to hear from where he was. Gibbs was clearly talking about Jack's
cold, and offering something. But Jack was having none of it and even avoided a
pat on the arm when the man went to do so. Clearly defeated, Gibbs didn't stick
around after that.
Will
watched as Jack reached up and pulled a handkerchief out from beneath his hat.
He rubbed at his nose once, twice, then he held it to his face. "h'TChoo! huhTSchh!" Will groaned to
himself at the sound, wishing he could jump right down and jump on the man.
But, knowing Jack would not appreciate it, he instead headed down to the galley
for a bite.
He sat on a
bench at the small scrubbed wooden table with a cup of stew and a handful of
bread he'd torn off one of the old loaves. The stew was a bit dull and the
bread slightly stale, but neither tasted too objectionable when combined. He
took off his hat and set it down on the table, holding the bread in one hand
and the cup in the other, tilting it so he could dip better.
"HTchhh!" Though they were muffled, Will
could still hear Jack's sneezes. "hetchhhh!"
And they still had the same effect as before. Will bent over a bit against the
table, groaning happily at the sound. The sound of Jack sneezing was driving
him mad. He was not going to be able to finish eating, let alone get any sort
of work done today if he didn't take care of this now. "hehhKShhhh!"
Will
glanced around a moment, then one hand snuck under the table. He gave himself a
rub through his leggings and sighed with relief. "hehhhTchhh!" Jack sounded incredibly sneezy just now. Perfect
timing, as far as Will was concerned. There was nothing he'd rather hear. His
rubbing sped up. "hihhhChhh!" Will's
eyes closed and his breathing became quick and shallow. Jack's sneezes sounded
rich. They sounded strong. They sounded controlling. They sounded...
"Sounds
terrible, doesn't he?" Will's hand froze and his eyes opened at once. Anamaria
stood in the doorway leading to the galley. Will tried to keep his
embarrassment in check; it was possible she had not noticed what he'd been up
to. "I wish he'd let one of us take over for a little while so he could get
some rest. But he's a stubborn old coot." She took her hat off and tossed it carelessly
onto the table. "So how's the grub today?"
Will
cleared his throat. "Same as usual." He dipped the rest of his bread into his
cup and scooped out more of the stew. There were a few bites of that left, but
he wasn't exactly hungry any more. There were greater forces at work upon him
now. "Ah, if I could convince Jack to go lie down, could you handle the ship
for a little while?"
She grinned.
"Of course."
"I will do
my best, then," Will said. He excused himself, wanting to leave this situation
as quickly as he could. He headed out of the cabin with his hat discretely held
at waist-level, hoping she would not notice that either.
Will made
his way back on deck and up to the forecastle. Jack stood there, rubbing the
back of his hand against his nose. His face lit up to see Will. "Hello there,
Mister Turner. Nice of you to stop by. Can I be of service?"
"Oh, I
think so. Come with me," Will said at once, seizing Jack by the wrist with one
hand and slipping his other arm around Jack's waist. "We're going down to your
cabin."
Rubbing his
finger beneath his nose now, Jack shook his head. "I appreciate your concern,
Mate, but I don't need to go to bed."
"I know,"
Will said in no more than a whisper. He pressed his front up against Jack's
side, his cock hard against Jack's thigh. "But I need to go to bed with you
right now."
"Will...
look..." He sniffed and wiggled his nose a bit. "I'm not feeling awful but I'm
not precisely well, either. Sniff! Sniff!
Have a bit of a cold. Been sneezing all day..."
"I noticed,"
Will whispered again, grinding his crotch against Jack's thigh. "That's why I
need you." He tugged on Jack's earlobe with his teeth, and warmly breathed his
next words into Jack's ear. "There are quite a few advantages to it. You know
how... how hot and bothered I get when you.... sneeze."
Jack
paused, studying Will's wanton expression. "Aye, ye've told me on occasion..."
"And that
was just for a few sneezes. Think how mad I'm going after all these ones
today." He moved his mouth against Jack's neck, not quite biting. His breaths
were hot and his tongue wet as he lapped against the skin. "Now, Jack, will you
come to bed with me?"
"I'm not... hehh...KSchh! Sniff! I'm not certain..." As
he rubbed his nose on his white shirt sleeve, he eyed the wheel.
"Anamaria
can take the wheel." He stroked Jack's hair, fingertips grazing over the dreads
and occasional beads. "And you can take me."
Jack shook
him off. "Have some discretion, Lad." He looked about, hoping no one had
spotted them. While their relationship was known to every member of the crew, Will
did not like to advertise it. So it was a rather new experience for Jack to
have Will practically falling off him while out in the open like this. "ehhKutchhh! hehhKTchhh!" He snapped
forward, pressing his nose to his sleeve.
"I'd prefer not to, thanks. Not with you
sneezing like that," the words were full of embarrassment but also full of lust.
Will reached up and pulled the handkerchief out from under Jack's hat. He
blushingly rubbed it at Jack's nose, then tucked it into his own pocket. "And I
don't intend to let you alone until you give me satisfaction, Captain." He
kissed Jack's cheek. "Down below." He grinned. "And down in your cabin, as
well. Now don't make me fight you over it. In your condition I'm sure to win."
Jack
chuckled and threw up his arms in defeat. "Sniff!
Let us go then."
Apart,
perhaps, from the sneezes, Will had not heard anything so good all day. He led
Jack down to the Captain's cabin, passing Anamaria on the way and giving her a
nod. She laughed and quickened her pace to get to the forecastle and wheel.
Jack looked
a bit apprehensive about his decision, but still let Will push him down onto
the bed. "You had better make this worth my while, Mate."
Will
grinned widely as he started with Jack's boots, untying them and pulling them
off. "On my honor, Captain." Jack's clothes soon became just another pile on
the floor of his cabin. Sunlight streamed through the windows at the top of the
room so they did not bother lighting the lamps.
Jack lay
back, letting Will remove his clothes with ease that came from familiarity. He
managed to keep from sneezing during the whole process, though Will noticed
each and every sniffle he gave while each article of clothing was stripped off.
When finished, Jack could hold out no longer and let loose with a strong double
sneeze. "hehhChuhh-KChuhhh!"
Will stood
by the bed, arms crossed over his chest, surveying the scene laid out before
him. Jack lay naked and stretched out on his crimson sheets. His body was toned
and tanned and his strong arms were decorated. His few gold teeth shone as he
gave a soft smile. But it faded a moment later as he pressed the back of his
hand to his nose. His other waved back and forth as though to announce the
strong urge to sneeze. "ehhh..." His
eyelids fluttered shut. "ehhhhPhShhhh!"
Will
groaned from the pleasure of watching Jack's bare body shake with the sneeze.
"Sniff! I don't think this is quite
fair," Jack said, scrubbing his hand against his nose, then reaching beneath
his pillow and retrieving a handkerchief. "Me all sick and sneezy, cold and getting
colder without me clothes. And you having all the fun like."
"You're
right," Will said, going for his shirt and hurriedly fumbling with the buttons.
Jack took the opportunity to blow his nose with hefty blows. He sounded quite
miserable indeed but he was not altogether refusing this opportunity to be with
Will. And when Will had shed all of his clothes, he gave the same sort of grin
that Will had.
Will knelt
down on the bed, cocking his head as he regarded Jack once more. Under his
breath he murmured, "Yo-Ho, Yo..."
"hihh!" Jack went to bury his nose in his
handkerchief, but, catching Will's eye, dropped it to give Will a better view.
"ehhhh-HShhh! hehhChuhhh! Sniff!"
"...Ho," Will
finished with just a breath. His eyes were wide and filled with lust.
Jack
chuckled. "Come lie down," he said, giving the empty spot on the bed beside him
a pat. "Come 'ere so I can ravish you, savvy?"
Will nodded
at once and fell upon the bed. As he bounced slightly upon it, he felt Jack's
arm slip around his waist and he was pulled close. As his hand slid down to
cover part of Will's rear, Jack nuzzled into his shoulder and side of neck. Will
sighed as the pirate's touch was a little ticklish but mostly arousing. Jack's
moustache was slightly damp from all the sneezes, but his mouth was wetter as
he licked and kissed. His body was warm but the beads, especially the metal
ones, were cold against Will's skin. Will shivered and pulled Jack closer,
kissing back encouragingly.
Jack's hand
slid up the length of Will's body digging into Will's hair, finding the ribbon
tying it back. He gave it a tug and the hair fell free. As Jack's mouth found
Will's, kissing between soft sniffles, Jack's hand massaged the back of Will's
head, repeatedly grabbing and releasing handfuls of hair. For a moment or two,
Will was so caught up in it that it felt like any normal time in bed with Jack.
That is,
until Jack sniffled in an unmistakably desperate sort of way and pulled back a
little. His mouth fell open and his kohl-outlined eyes fell closed. "hah!"
"That's it,
Jack," Will whispered quite quickly. He petted the back of Jack's head
reassuringly.
"hah-h'TChhhhh! hehhChuhhh!" The sneezes
just grazed Will's shoulder but he felt the way Jack's chest rose and body
shook against his own during the sneeze. He was so close that he could see
every bit of the sneeze in Jack's face. But, more intimately and importantly, was
the fact that now Jack was sneezing just for him. "ehhh-Shuhhhh!"
"Oh God!" Will groaned, pressing himself
into Jack. "Do that again," he whispered. "Do that again when you're in me."
Jack rolled
with Will, pinning him down on the bed and hovering over him. "You're not in a
position to be giving demands." The ends of his hair brushed Will's shoulders
and chest. Jack sniffled wetly and Will went weak at the sound.
"Maybe not..."
Will replied. He reached up and tapped Jack's nose.
The
pirate's face screwed up and his breath hitched. His nose twitched and he
closed his eyes. "heh-heh-IHHChhhhh!
H'Shehhh! Sniff! hehhShuhhh!" His head snapped down such that the spray of
the sneezes grazed Will's thigh and his cock. Will squirmed beneath the pirate.
"Maybe not.
But you're not at your strongest now either," Will observed. He reached down
and gently caressed Jack's hard cock. The pirate above him grinned and sniffed,
his nostrils flaring. "Going to sn-sneeze again?" Will asked tentatively, his
legs bending and knees sliding up Jack's sides instinctively. As Jack nodded,
sniffed, and nodded again, Will lifted his legs higher and arched his back.
Jack took the invitation to slide in.
The sneeze
struck just then, and they grasped onto each other to keep from parting as Jack
shook with the force. "HUHSchhhh!" Jack
quickly slid in more, then began a rhythmic pumping. He paused only when he
felt another sneeze on its way and Will felt torn, wanting the strong thrusts
to continue but wanting Jack to sneeze as well. "hehhh..." Will bit his lip in anticipation. "ehhhKShhhhh! hehhhTChuhhh! K'Shuhhh!" He looked down at Will with a
question in his eyes.
Will's
mouth hung open as he looked up at Jack in awe.
"Ah?" Jack
asked between sniffles. "hahh-Chihhh!"
"Ahhhhh,"
Will replied in a moan, nodding. His head went up and down ardently.
Jack
grinned. "Think I'm, sniff, sniff,
going to like this." He began thrusting again.
Will groaned
and gasped repeatedly, his eyes trained on Jack's face. All it would take was
just a little more. Half of him wanted to make it last as long as possible, but
the other half wanted it quicker and stronger and faster. "Jack," he whispered,
reaching up and cupping the side of the man's face. Jack's head was so close,
only inches above. Will twirled his finger around one of the braids hanging
from Jack's chin. "Jack, just one more."
"One more?"
said Jack curiously, starting to get a bit out of breath from all the
thrusting.
Unable to speak
again, Will just nodded, breathing just as hard and fast.
"Okay,"
said Jack, buckling down and doing his best to encourage a sneeze to come. "hehhhhh..." Will smiled up at him. "hahhhh... uhhh...." He struggled to draw out
what was not ready. "ehhhh..." He shook
his head and rubbed his nose into his shoulder. "Sorry. Just not sneezy right
now."
Will felt a
bit disappointed but at least there was still the lovely feel of Jack inside
him and on top of him. He closed his eyes, savoring the sensation. Even with Jack
distracted and sick, his thrusts were still strong and steady.
"hahhhh..." Will's eyes flew back open with
hope. But Jack seemed to be forcing it again. "hehhhh..." There was no sneeze there and, close as Will was, he was
resigned to wait until there was one. He closed his eyes again.
It was not
long before Jack's grip tightened around Will's arms. "W-Will!" he announced
quickly, eyes squinting, nostrils flared. "Hetchahhhhh!"
He sneezed just as quickly.
Caught by
surprise, Will barely had a chance to register it, let alone get carried away
by it. He frowned for a moment, until he noticed Jack was not finished.
On the
contrary, it looked as though Jack had more than one left in him. His cold was
reliable if nothing else. His body moved with thrusts as well as deep breaths.
His eyes closed. His mouth hung open, moustache framing it. His nose twitched
and wrinkled. Then his head snapped forward and his body did the same, going
even deeper into Will. "UHHHTSchhhhhh!
Hehh-ehhhTChhh! ehhhhShhhh! Oh!" Like Will, Jack came at that moment. He
rode it out in its entirety before stopping to sniffle. Before pulling out, he
reached for the handkerchief and pressed it to his nose.
He coughed
with congestion and rolled off Will, turning on his side and blowing his nose. In
the afterglow, Will remained on his back. He was trying to commit the whole
thing to memory, even though he knew with such a cold as this, this would not
be the last of Jack's sneezes.
After a
little while, Will noticed Jack's breathing had slowed and knew what that
meant. He certainly could not blame the man for falling asleep after that.
Besides, it was probably good for him.
So Will
basked in the moment a second longer, then slowly got up off the bed. He
admired Jack's body for another minute as he gathered the blankets. Then Will
gently covered Jack up to his neck and tucked the blankets around him tightly
to keep him warm. Jack coughed a little but seemed to still be asleep. So Will
bent over and stroked Jack's cheek as he kissed the man.
He pulled
back, intending then to collect his clothes and go back up on deck for some
fresh air and to check on the ship's progress. But Jack's hand darted out from
beneath the covers and grasped Will's wrist tightly. "Stay in bed. Sniff! Sleep with me. Sniff! Sniff!" He pulled a handkerchief
out from under the blankets as well and rubbed at his nose.
"I don't
need to be in bed," Will said. Jack released him.
"I know,
but I need to be in bed with you right... now... hehh-EHShhhh! Sniff!" He looked miserable as he met Will's eyes,
sniffling and rubbing at his nose.
Slipping
under the covers and spooning Jack from behind was certainly the least Will
could do after what Jack had just done for him. But he certainly didn't have a
problem with taking a nap with a sneezy Jack, either. He wrapped his arms
around Jack from behind and took a hold of Jack's handkerchief.
Jack smiled
and closed his eyes. His breathing now sounded thick and slightly struggling
from congestion. Will sat up a little and pulled Jack to lie against him,
elevating the pirate just a little but keeping the covers up over him.
Jack's body
tensed and his jaw dropped again. "ehhh-HTChhhhh!"
Full of warmth, Will rubbed Jack's nose for him. Jack smiled and sighed at the
sensation of being taken care of so completely. "I'm starting to see those
other advantages you were talking about earlier."
"Mmm,"
murmured Will, giving Jack a kiss on his temple. "Told you it'd be worth it." He
hugged the pirate tightly and then tilted his head, resting it against Jack's.